Choti Si Zindagi Me Mushkile Bahut H
Kuch Achche Kuch Bure Qaafile Bahut H
Haalaat Kuch Bhi Ho Rukna Mat
Is Safar Ke Baad Manjile Bahut H.

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Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!

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Wo khubsurat is kadar H kya karu,
sare zamane ki unpar najar H kya karu,
Ji chahta H jala du sare shehar ko,
Lekin us shehar Me unka bhi ghar H kya karu.

Hamara Paper tha aur Hum Udas ho gaye,
Humne Puri Sheet pe Aapki TASVIR bana dali aur
Hum pass ho gaye, kaise?
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Qki Paper DRAWING ka tha, aur CARTOON banana tha:

Kisi khoobsurat mausam me,
meri aankho pe aap apna hath rakh do..
Or haste hue keh do, pehchan lo to ham tumhare..
Or na pehchano, to tum hmare..

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Santa got job in 'idea' customer care call centre.
Customer: my idea sim is blocked, what to do?
Santa : don't get tense, remove 'idea' sim
and use 'airtel' sim. Thank you for calling 'aircel'.

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Dil ki dhadkan aur dil ki sadha ho tum,
meri pehli aur aakhri arzoo ho tum,
chahunga tumhe chahat se badh kar,
meri chahat aur chahat ki inteha ho tum....!

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