True Lines..!!
Zindgi Me Khud Ko
Kabhi Kisi Insaan Ka Aadi
Mat Banana..!!
.
Kyunki Insaan
Bohot Khudgarz Hai..!! .
Jab Apko Pasand Krta Hai
To Apki Burai Bhool Jata Hai..
.
Aur Jab Aapse Nafrat Krta Hai Toh
Aapki Acchaai Bhool jata Hai..!!

Meri Tanhai Se Baate Ho Rahi Hai....
Na-jaane Kab Subah Se Raate Ho Rahi Hain....

Jab Bhi Mehsus Ki Teri Kami Ko....
To phir Ankho Se Barsate Ho Rahi Hai

Ek PagaL Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga
Esko Kahi Dekha H
Thodi Der Sochne K Baad

“O Teri ” Ye To Wohi H
.
.
Jo Mere Sath Us din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha

घर से बाहर वो नक़ाब मे निकली
सारी गली उनकी फिराक मे निकली
इनकार करते थे वो हमारी मोहब्बत से
ओर हमारी ही तस्वीर उनकी किताब से निकली..

Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
Wht to say nw….:P

Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
Wht to say nw….:P

1. Badalna aata nahi humko mausmon ki tarah
   Har ek rut mein tera intejar karte hain
   Na tum samet sakogi jise qyamat tak
   Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain…
2. REPLY

   
   

1) Hum iss qadar tumpe mar mittege

Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege

Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad

Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege..

2) Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??

Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?

Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko…

Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???

3) Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum….

itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam….

hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne….

maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam….!!!!

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4) Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin

teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin

mein hu phool tere gulshan ka

tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin..

5) Teri aashiqui mein har had se guzar jayege

tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege

dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann

tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege..

6) Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai

ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai

iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai

mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai..

7) Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar

koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta

teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane

tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta

Itna Aasan Nahin Hai Gumshuda Mohabbat Ka Pata,
Khud Bhatakte Hain Yahan Raah Batane Waale

Tadap Uthoge Jab Hum Yaad Aayenge
Dhoondhoge Hume Jab Hum Dur Chale Jaayenge
Humaari Yaadon Ke Nishan Dil Me Paayoge
Jab Tumhari Dhadkano Me Hum Chupp Kar Muskuraayenge

Aaj Bhegi He Palke Kisi Ki YAAD Main….
Aansoo Simat Gaye Apne Aap Me..
Osh Ki Bunde Aise Bikhri Zamin Par…
Maano Chand Bhi Roya Ho Unki YAAD Me

Har Yaad Me Uski Yaad Rehti Hai
Meri Aankho Ko Uski Talash Rehti Hai
Kuchh Tum Bhi Dua Karo Dosto Suna Hai
Dosto Ki Fariyad Me Khuda Ki Fariyad Hoti Hai

Raat Ki Tanhayi Me To Har Koi Yaad
Kar Leta Hai....
Ae Dost
Subah Uthte Hi Jo Yaad Aaye
Mohabbat Usko Kahte Hai..

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Yakeen Na To Hume Azma Ke Dekhlena
Is Dil Ke Tukde Karwa Ke Hajaar Dekh Lena
Har Tukde Par Aap Hi Ka Naam Hoga
Chahe Koi Bhi Tukda Utha Ke Dekh Lena.
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Log kehte Hai Kosis Karte Raho
Har Raste Par Hope Hai,
Ankhe Aaj Bhi Us Kameene Ko Dhundti Hain
Jisne Kaha Tha SCIENCE Le Lo Zabardast Scope Hai.

Ladka : Dr. Sahab Mein Aaj 9 Baje Utha Hu, Tab Se Mujhe Sans Lene Mein Dikat Aa Rhi Hai.
Doctor : Beta Jldi Utha Karo, Kyonki Sari Oxygen Tho Baba Ramdev Aur Uske Chele Khinch Leten Hai..........

Santa :- Miss Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Raat Ko Call Kiya Tha,
Miss: Nahi
Santa: Yeh Tho Kamal Ho Gya Hai,
Subha Jab Mein Utha Tho Mere Mobile Par Likha Tha………
 Miss Call 

Santa Helmet Pehen Kar Bahar Nikla Tho Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 1000 Rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehna Tho Hai..
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha HaI…?????

Kitna pyaar karte hum unse,
Kaash unhe bhi ye ehsas ho jaye,
Kahi aisa na ho ki woh hosh mein tab aaye
Jab hum KISI AUR ke ho jaye.

Ye zamin ki fitrat hai ki har chiz ko sokh leti hai,

Warna

In aankho se girne wale aansuo ka ek alag Samundar hota…

Ban kar ehsas meri dhadkan ke paas rehte ho,
Tasvir ban kar meri ankhon ke paas Rehte ho,
Puchna hai bas ek sawal..
Humse dur hokar kya aap bhi Udaas rehte ho.

Har mulakat par waqt ka takaza hua,
Jab jab use dekha dil ka dard taza hua,
Suni thi sirf gazal mein judai ki bate,
Ab khud par biti to haqiqat ka andza hua.